A weekend at Gramma's

Brudder and mees bizited mah gramma dis weekndz. We had so much funz!!!
We payed in da yard wif Maggie (dat's Obiler's dog momma), Molly, Jake, and Orion.
Orion and Jack kept tryin' ta put dere sticks in mah butt. I d'not let dems. Dat's YUCK! Obiler did put his stick in Molly's butt. HE got tucks dere, yike dat. It was scurry!! Gramma wuz scrmin an' hollerin'. Daddy had to come pull dem parts.

Dis wuz good wknds. I yiked it.

Mah faborit Charitie!

Mah mom reads dis blog. On Fridays, dis laydee, Kelly, axes dese kestions. What's yer faborit dis, sho me yer dat. Well, dis Friday, she axeded abouts yer faborit charitie. An, obeeohslee, mah mom lets ME tell all about our faborit charitie. It's dah ASPCA! To tell da troof, we support anybodies who helps goggies and kittehs, aminals in general, but mostly goggies, cuz, well, mah mom and dad ar goggie peepl.

An dats dats. Kinda self splanatorie. Be nice to da goggies and aminals, an help da ones dat bad peepls ar NOT nice too. An bite bad peepl.

Fanks!
Daisy and Obiler

Mom's New faborit Pishure ov Us!

Mom took dis pishure. She wants to share it wif yoo.

Iz cyoot, rite? Dats what I FOUT!

Obiler

Today, I gotsa new brudder. Momma and Daddy call him Obiler... or sumfink.

I dunno if I should eets him, or pay wif hims or whats...

Bayme I dust anore hims.

Dis what he looks like...


Not bery fascinating, huh.

Oh well... dis weekend is campsing and bugs!!!

I are excited.

The First Post: An Explanation

Meet Daisy:

She's the man of the house. The day she realizes her super powers, we're all screwed. She's the smartest, most stubborn little shit I've ever met, or been owned by.

She is fluent in Lolspeak, as are most self-respecting pets.

She's super cute. This is not merely my opinion, but actual documented fact.

I don't know her every breed, but I do know both a beagle and a Parson Russell Terrier had something to do with it.

She hates to be wet, loves to get dirty.

She may be the most photographed dog in the world. She's definitely the most spoiled.

She sleeps slightly more than necessary

And she loves an adventure, or as she prefers, a 'bencher.

This is where we will chronicle said "benchers," her anthropomorphizing Dad and I. Some will be gross, some may be hard to understand, and some may be a waste of time if you are one who cannot appreciate the Awesomeness that is dog-ownership, but I promise, they will all be adventurous.