Mom's New faborit Pishure ov Us!

Mom took dis pishure. She wants to share it wif yoo.

Iz cyoot, rite? Dats what I FOUT!

Obiler

Today, I gotsa new brudder. Momma and Daddy call him Obiler... or sumfink.

I dunno if I should eets him, or pay wif hims or whats...

Bayme I dust anore hims.

Dis what he looks like...


Not bery fascinating, huh.

Oh well... dis weekend is campsing and bugs!!!

I are excited.

The First Post: An Explanation

Meet Daisy:

She's the man of the house. The day she realizes her super powers, we're all screwed. She's the smartest, most stubborn little shit I've ever met, or been owned by.

She is fluent in Lolspeak, as are most self-respecting pets.

She's super cute. This is not merely my opinion, but actual documented fact.

I don't know her every breed, but I do know both a beagle and a Parson Russell Terrier had something to do with it.

She hates to be wet, loves to get dirty.

She may be the most photographed dog in the world. She's definitely the most spoiled.

She sleeps slightly more than necessary

And she loves an adventure, or as she prefers, a 'bencher.

This is where we will chronicle said "benchers," her anthropomorphizing Dad and I. Some will be gross, some may be hard to understand, and some may be a waste of time if you are one who cannot appreciate the Awesomeness that is dog-ownership, but I promise, they will all be adventurous.